Three+Word+Story

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 * //ok guys, our story is getting a tad hard to put together...... careful when posting, it has to make COMPLETE sense. I altered the story only slightly so people don't loose brain cells reading it, but overall it's not bad, really..... 1239783056//**

One day on the moon, I ran to KMART to get Nintendo but then I developed a bad video game which conforms people to eating only nachos. These nachos are known as intelligent and goddamn awesome. As a result, they are learning ways to take peoples spleen by painless, harmless means and then use a really big Pierce Brosnan doll to excavate the yummy stomach juices.

Then the monkey told me that I was insane due to the size of my giant moon laser which was targeted at Eslins head honcho, Matt Hiddle. It was now adapted to fire Zombified Rubber Chickens.it made headlines at a factory south of Gunning locally known as "Big Bottom Bikes" which was really ironic because the factory actually made Pierce Brosnan dolls. "God dammit Josh" cried the dolls as they fought back the urge to 'splode gloriously.

They knew little plastic hands wouldn't allow them to perform rectal surgery unless they first coated them in many pairs of hammerpants, so they could hammerdance perfectly, which meant that discos became a way for mobsters to attack the American Government. They taught the mobsters a lesson about 'constitutional uprising' etiquette, resulting in the defenestration of a bald red orangutan, which hit the eye of the storm. This caused the weather to develop a cold, cold Popsicle. It licked said Popsicle and was amazed. It was now so goddamn high it was almost at the point of no return when suddenly I realised that it was all a way of dealing with the stupidity constantly displayed by the American government, who are all American or immigrant. The immigrants immigrated.

Other Americans didn't want them to get green cards made out of anything they found, unfortunately they were not very green because all they had to use was red Fords which are quite cancerous and largely retarded, and therefore their cards werewolf form was quite grotesque yet strangely attractive. That fact made Eslin Goonan feel all warm and fuzzy inside. This freaked us and strangely repulsed all forms of bacteria from the other side of the ginormous malteaser monster. It had bits of green men attached to its sides.

Later on during the rise of the hammerdancing malteaser monster several species of dinosaurs were happily experiencing large amounts of chocolaty goodness, whilst resting between games of tennis.

In other news, here's a segue way. made of bees, buzzy honey bees who make lots of multi-coloured jackhammers which were not able to be justified in the use of bananaphones. However, despite this, bananaphones continue to be used for dastardly deeds, and to phone penguins, who were actually part of the American government, though being penguins, they were all rednecks. Their mission was to infiltrate the American Government, though being penguins, they repeated themselves a lot because they had lesdyxia, Rhinoviruses, kittens and early onset of genital Alzheimer's that hurt their self esteem, because they kept forgetting how much they loved ice cream.

They loved ice-cream so very much their brains were experiencing nuclear winter. This winter was very, very, very cold. So cold that their testicles flash froze, then developed Malteaser Monsters which was surprising due to overwhelming urges they had to develop a new form of 3 word story, which consisted of useless yet hilarious bits of chicken shaped llamas, which shook when you poked them in their very tender rib cage.

So when the penguins invaded, they would use fried rice to combat extreme hunger, which would manifest itself as angry penguin demons gnawing viciously at the thigh bone attached to the torso of the not so distant peoples of Argentina. This caused problems like La Revolucion! “Not the Revolution!” they shouted and screamed at the baddies approaching the evil, malicious and dangerous yet still surprisingly flexible Argentinean llamas.

On the topic, I accidentally the three word story. “is this bad?” I asked the innocent bystander, who decided that the words must go into the designated Disneyland ride. "possibly the teacups or the munchkin king would be the best way to un-accidentally the words.”

[Because that way] <<<< (Eslins weird post, we ran with it anyways) they would be unable to utilize the raw power of the mighty stone of weirdness, which would've affected more than 1 cyborg ninja penguin.

The sharp edges of the marshmallow are not that sharp, they are, in fact blunt. So blunt that they were squishy and smushy, and made of cheese. Its taste was like a rotting elephant's ego after being soaked in cherry chocolate. Its effect on reality was extremely disturbing to the angry penguin demons, who considered this as an attack on the decency of penguin-kind, who are very cute and cuddly… in a evil kind of way. They proceeded to eat some tasty human ear lobes (which were only just beginning to digest) when he [the head penguin demon, that is] vomited all over brand new upholstery. Father was annoyed so we ducked and then pidgeoned and finally wormed straight through the center of the spacious furniture showroom which was displaying furniture, funnily enough.

The furniture was attempting to fibrillate a recently deceased maniac Eslin beanbag made out of the pelts of corporate CEOs who were rather ugly. Despite the damage to your thoughts and your punctuation we perservered, managing to excavate all the Ronald McDonald brand lemur's lingerie, the only lingerie showing golden arches. Suddenly a giant Mexican killer whale killed some Mexicans who killed whales who killed Mexicans with sea bass.

During the meanwhile I made a Twenty Seven Megaton sea bass and gave it to the big, intimidating T-rex men, who decided to use giant chainsaws instead. This decision was ultimately detrimental to all in it's blast radius of 23 thousand meters. In other words, it went kablooey splink splong klunk. The amazing Zen master of confusion was so confused and all were amaxed at his great powers of persuasion, which caused the Cambodian Government to reform into a blob of turtle hair concoction made by witches in britches. They cast a spell which made the president of Madigascar start to hammerdance because he knew about the hammerpants. "No more hammerpants cried the lobster as he proceeded to open the pandora's box which was full of hammerpants, dancing themselves out of existence but firstly they had to make Eslin hammerdance perfectly. Which is impossible to improve without starting skill... skill beyond mortal wasn't Eslin's skill, but Josh's skill.

Then a monkey decided that he could sing extremely badly which prevented the hammerdancing pandemic. Although this prevention was unpreventable because the pandemic was already happening here. This confused the not very bright students of literature and their teacher, who was on very interesting drugs. These drugs made her work hard to make the tower of gummy toothless old people who are all completely and utterly devoted to watching Desperate Housewives. This is insane, because they're all blind to the stupid mindless, repetitive storyline that is exhibited only once every millisecond by the awesome characters like I've met including these people:

You'd least expect. Anyway, although the friends of Rachel who were all awesome in every possible way except Eslin, who can't stop being awesome. All these friends congregated together to disapprove of Matt's evil twin called Eslinsamoron. This twin was way awesomer in a very retarded way, because Matt was actually his father. Yes, this was strange and very scary, because of the obscure and irrelevant mother, who felt that matt had been caring and killed lots of Telstra customers and the telemarketers from Iran. These were actually Persian telemarketers who needed some very hot coffee in order to live a life less ordinary than mine.

Other than a coca-cola bottle, a button and a toothpick all contributed to the giant statue of his lord who art in heaven, hallowed be the Ori. Who had no idea of the impending arockalypse of awesome Metallica songs which included a cover of white with a floral motif which depicted a mothers day card being resurrected from the dead by several red zebras which were dancing to the sound of the songs which nobody likes. for example titled: Don't Trust Me. Others notoriously hated Metallica songs, including none, because the lyrics are completely stupid and as a consequence the iPod Touch exploded into space which caused riots, hysterical outbursts and bouts of uncontrollable shivers from apple (Insert 189819 letter long protein here =D)

Due to Eslin's idiocy and inappropriate lack of pants not to mention lack of sanity it was necessary to make sure that every bunny ate his head honcho, Matt Hiddle who we knew was the mastermind of all his idiotic schemes to but wasn't at the prom because his date didn't have a seed. The Prom was a huge success, and descibed as a blast of uncommon, yet entertaining form of torture which involved the Shakespearean art of meeting the doctor. The final dance was very odd despite beautiful music, being played by homeless people that were paid with violent computer games. These computer games were banned by the Soviet Union. The US was therefore inclined to aruge against the apparently ridiculous case of the video in the cookie-dough flavoured Kit-Kat, which was coloured like some gooey gumdrops I ate yesterday during the feast held at the hall of excellence for VIPs, including several members of this lit class. Matt, Harvey and Rachel were on the committee for ensuring the success of the project expertly designed to "kill all Eslins!" but the project has been a complete failure since Matt was wearing a blue silk beret.

Nice work updating this, I didn't realize how much we'd done... 1238974838 Several observations: The inconsistencies all come from A: Rachel not reading the previous page properly and B: Brenton being seemingly unable to string 3 letters into a coherent sentence Also, it slows down dramatically without me there Also OH GOD MY FINGERS ARRRGH next time it's Rachel's turn 1242805805

Shotty not- I elect Matt :P Also, Eslin, it's totally NEVER my fault, just because my interpretation of the words is different than your doesn't mean im wrong. 1242977020