Hamlet+Clips

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Ebony A parody of Hamlet- Something is rotten in Denmark, I see Hamlet - to be or not to be! The ghost of thy father is calling to thee Hamlet - what is reality?

Your mother and uncle have wed You wish him dead You've messed up Ophelia Killed her old man instead

So was it dreamt of in your philosophy? Hamlet -- to be or not to be!

Rosenkrantz, Guilderstern -- they got the boot. Hamlet! Hamlet! Go get the king! Your old friends from school have played you like a flute Hamlet! Hamlet! The play's the thing!

Laertes has turned, wants revenge You've exposed king's lies Swordplay -- you fought and you lost, almost everyone dies

This story is a tragedy, but it's not dull Now Ho-ratio holds Yorick's skull.

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Reduced Shakespeare Company (the first four, the ones with men in drag)
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<< i found this little image .1251366763 __The Slacker's Soliloquy __** To slack, or not to slack, that is the question; Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The zeros and low marks of outrageous assignments, Or to take pens against a sea of compositions, And by opposing, finish them. To work; to accomplish, No more, and by accomplishment to say we end The workload, and the thousand essays That students are heirs to; 'tis a dream Devoutly to be wish'd. To work, to accomplish; To accomplish; perchance to succeed; ay, there's the rub; For in that accomplishment of work what mark may come, When we have submitted this completed piece, Must give us pause; there's the respect That makes calamity of so long a school career. By: Enoch Tung **__The Worker's (perhaps Teacher?) Soliloquy __** To work, or not to work, that is the question: Whether it is better to stay at home with the television, Munching on chips and gulping on root beer, Or continue with the ever troublesome job, An by opposing, get fired. To eat, to watch, No more, and by working hard, we will earn that Pleasing, satisfying, all-good paycheck That will be spent in less than a week Devoutly to all of the personal needs and wants. To eat, to watch; To watch; the minutes ticking before racing out of the house; ay, I am late; Many insolent words from the Boss, not to be delayed again, For who could endure the yells and screams of the little rascals, The numerous demands from co-workers, Aches and pains of marking hundreds of papers, cross and swoosh? And that desperate grumble in my stomach, will finally met, When the tasks have been completed, only one place left to go, Which is my sweet home, where dinner will be waiting, television will be on. With this tremendous day finally over, Another will soon arrive. By: Mike Miu 1251368156
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 * Dwayne**: here's my alternative to Hamlet, lol it's pretty funny.


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